Dear circumstances,

Oh circumstances. You're something else, aren't ya? You are the irritating factor that affects all of life (although FINNEEEE, we can control our reactions and be joyful at all times and such). But quite frankly, I've got a bone to pick with you. Namely, this last OH DEAR GOODNESS LONG MONTH of March. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know God … Continue reading Dear circumstances,


Dear girl brain,

You are terrible. No really. You are the worst. You take perfectly normal women (okay, in my case, a semi-normal woman) and turn them into the equivalent of  Disney princesses screech-singing, "Someday my prince will come," as they run around forests like lunatics. In their heads, of course. Not in real life. That'd be a different type of … Continue reading Dear girl brain,